Lighten Up!

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Christ is Risen! Alleluia!

Because I kind of overloaded on music postings last week, I'm just going to share a piece of choir humour today.

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? - Just one: she holds the light bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many altos does it take to change a light bulb? - Two: one to climb up and change the bulb, and one to ask "isn't that a bit high for you, dear?"

How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb? - Ten: one to change the bulb, and nine to say "Oh, I could have done that."

How many basses does it take to change a light bulb? - Basses don't change light bulbs, they prefer to stumble about in the dark, bonking their shins on things.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? - No one knows, because no one ever watches the choir director.

How many organists does it take to change the bulbs in a chandelier? - Just one: he changes two with each hand and one with his feet.


Happy Easter!

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