Lighten Up!
How many altos does it take to change a light bulb? - Two: one to climb up and change the bulb, and one to ask "isn't that a bit high for you, dear?"
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb? - Ten: one to change the bulb, and nine to say "Oh, I could have done that."
How many basses does it take to change a light bulb? - Basses don't change light bulbs, they prefer to stumble about in the dark, bonking their shins on things.
How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? - No one knows, because no one ever watches the choir director.
How many organists does it take to change the bulbs in a chandelier? - Just one: he changes two with each hand and one with his feet.
Happy Easter!
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